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Survive Singapore's siao traffic.

A COE that expires at midnight, a car that has to get home, and 28 levels from Yishun to the JB run. Taxis brake-check you, PMDs swarm you, otters have right of way, and a taxi uncle shouts about all of it.

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Free No download No account 28 levels 6 bonus modes
Illustration of the taxi uncle leaning out of his yellow cab, grinning and pointing, while a red saloon spins out on the road behind him
Ch 1: Yishun to the Merlion, 14 stages / Accident ahead: otters crossing at the Istana / Speed camera ahead on the CTE / PMDs everywhere, banned from footpaths since 2019, nobody told them / Causeway: heavy traffic / Today's Daily changes at midnight, Singapore time /

Today on the road

Daily trip sheet Every day

Everybody in the world drives the same run today.

One level, one twist, a new one at midnight Singapore time

Open the game How the Daily works

The Daily is on the game's main menu. One road, one leaderboard, the whole island.

ROAD DEATHS

Did you know?

2025 was the deadliest year on Singapore roads in a decade: 149 people never made it home.

The game closes every run on a real fact like this one. All the figures, with their sources.

Pick your road

THE CAMPAIGN

YishunMerlionKranjiForest City

Twenty-eight stations on three lines: the drive home, the morning after, and the JB run. Three bosses. One very tired car.

See every stop 6 EXITS BONUS MODES Tailgate Champion Lane Splitting PMD Grand Prix Teh Tarik Run Mabuk Express Jaywalk(k)ing Take an exit KAKI DUELS 1Set a score on any level 2Send your kaki the link 3They drive your exact road Settle it on the road

Postcards from the road

All 28 levels

Straight out of the game, no retouching. The whole thing is drawn in code, at 480p, on purpose.

Gameplay screenshot of a two-lane heartland road in daylight beside an elevated MRT viaduct, with blocks and a domed building along the roadsideLevel 1. Yishun, where the news stories come from. Gameplay screenshot of a road under a dark, rain-filled sky, tower blocks fading into the downpour and lane arrows painted on the wet roadLevel 4. The canal overflows. Again, somehow. Gameplay screenshot of a heartland road under a grey, overcast sky beside an MRT viaduct and tall blocks, with the pixel HUD across the topLevel 5. The bus pulls out. It does not signal. Gameplay: night driving on the Marina Bay street circuit with the city lit upLevel 13. Lights out and away we go. You were not invited. Gameplay: a Leopard tank rolling down the SLE among the trafficLevel 19. Do not race a tank. Gameplay screenshot of a road across open water in daylight, palm trees along the edge and traffic queued in the distanceLevel 20. One of the busiest land borders on earth.

It really happened

The real story, with sources

Orchard Road, March 2022

Guards hold the light red so 16 otters can cross

Comic illustration of a family of otters crossing the road in front of the red saloon

Istana sentries stopped Orchard Road for about two minutes while a whole family crossed.

Level 17

North Bridge Road, July 2025

Tank clips a traffic light at a parade preview

Comic illustration of a Leopard tank thundering past the red saloon in traffic

A Leopard tank hit a traffic light during a National Day Parade preview. Nobody was hurt.

Level 19

Woodlands, every day

327,000 a day squeeze over a 1920s causeway

Comic illustration of the red saloon wedged in Causeway traffic among motorbikes

About a kilometre long, and one of the busiest land border crossings on earth.

Level 20

Meet the cast

All fourteen of them

Every line in the game has a voice. Press play.

Taxi Uncle

Every level
Comic illustration of the taxi uncle laughing at the wheel of his yellow cab

The voice of the whole game, warm and sardonic.

"Wah lau eh, this fella never check blind spot!"

DEXTER

Boss, Ch 1
Comic illustration of DEXTER standing on the bonnet of one of his identical cars in the rain

Chapter 1 boss. Marina Bay, level 14.

"I have 12,047 trips. You have ONE life."

Guni King

Boss, Ch 2
Comic illustration of the Karang Guni King swinging a crane hook over his scrapyard

Chapter 2 boss. Kranji scrapyard, level 21.

"Old car, old newspaper, same same to me lah!"

The Klon

Final boss
Comic illustration of a black cloned car chasing the red saloon down a dark road

Final boss. Forest City, level 28.

"Chassis number? MY chassis number now."

Illustration of two hands holding a phone, with the game's battered red saloon bursting out of the screen

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Put uncle in your pocket

  • Plays offline. The whole game and every voice line install with it.
  • Its own icon on your home screen, and no browser bar.
  • Optional reminders before your Daily streak runs out.
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On iPhone and iPad

Put it on your home screen

  • The browser version is the whole game, touch controls and all.
  • Open the game in Safari, tap Share, then Add to Home Screen.
  • It gets its own icon and opens full screen, like an app.
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