SG Bumper Cars
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The campaign

All 28 levels, from Yishun to Johor

Three chapters, one tired old car. Every level is a real place with a real reputation, and every one of them is out to ruin your night.

28 levels 3 boss fights 2 countries
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Chapter 1: The Drive Home

Levels 1 to 14. It is 11 PM and your COE expires at midnight: one last drive from Yishun to the Merlion. Take the full tour of Chapter 1.

  1. 01
    Yishun Heartlands"Where the news stories come from"Two lanes, pastel HDB blocks and your first swarm of PMDs.
  2. 02
    Mandai Night Safari Stampede"The animals also want to escape tonight"A dark forest road where wild boars and monkeys wander into your high beams.
  3. 03
    CTE Jam Escape"Certificate of Traffic Entrapment"The Central Expressway jams even at midnight. Thread the Jam Wall and its single gap.
  4. 04
    Bukit Timah Flash Flood"Canal overflow, again, somehow"Sheet water kills your grip and stalled cars block the lanes. Ford the flood.
  5. 05
    Clementi Bridging-Bus Bedlam"Service resuming progressively (it is not)"The MRT died again. Bridging buses pull out three at a time and commuters jaywalk in packs.
  6. 06
    Orchard Road Downpour"Got shelter also they run across the road"A sudden storm and the first road-rage rammers, who aim for your bumper on purpose.
  7. 07
    Newton Hawker Rush"Tourist-priced satay, local-priced chaos"Satay smoke cuts visibility while Ah Huat the GrabFood legend hunts you down.
  8. 08
    Geylang Supper Siege"Park anyhow, eat anyhow, drive worse"Double-parked cars choke both lanes and the supper crowd darts across the road.
  9. 09
    Kallang Eras Tour Gridlock"The whole of ASEAN drove here"Sequinned crowds and tour coaches flood every crossing after the big concert.
  10. 10
    Shenton Way Nights"The suits go home, the siao comes out"Construction cones, supercar speeders, and Taxi Uncle brake-checking you to the tunnel.
  11. 11
    KPE Tunnel Bedlam"Longest tunnel in SE Asia, longest jam also"Nine kilometres of tunnel with no shoulder, rammers in the dark and a second Jam Wall.
  12. 12
    ECP Coastal Squall"Sea breeze, sea spray, sea of idiots"Full-throttle supercars on the open coast, then a squall blows in off the sea.
  13. 13
    Marina Bay Street Circuit"Lights out and away we go (you were not invited)"You merge onto a live F1 race by mistake. Survive the open-wheel field to the pit straight.
  14. 14
    BOSS: Marina Bay Final RunDEXTER and the ride-hailing Alpha Fleet block the road to the Merlion.

Chapter 2: The Morning After

Levels 15 to 21. The COE is gone. Drive the old girl north to the Kranji scrapyard by noon. Take the full tour of Chapter 2.

  1. 15
    Tiong Bahru Market RunWet-market lorries pull out without a glance and the delivery lane is double-parked solid.
  2. 16
    Changi Final Boarding"Gate closes 8:45. It is 8:12."Airport traffic at 150 percent and fallen luggage scattered across the lanes.
  3. 17
    Istana Otter Jam"The family has right of way"An otter family crosses in single file with police protection and two million followers.
  4. 18
    PSI 400: Hazepocalypse"The sky has left the chat"Haze drops visibility to almost nothing. Grab an N95 pickup to see the road again.
  5. 19
    SLE Mobile Column"Tank-ful no one hurt"An NDP tank convoy holds the lanes, and one runaway Leopard drifts across three of them.
  6. 20
    Causeway Crawl"The pilgrimage: cheap petrol, nasi lemak, regret"The densest jam in the whole game: buses, lorries, filtering bikes and a checkpoint queue-wall.
  7. 21
    BOSS: Kranji Scrapyard RunThe Karang Guni King wants to hook your car for parts before you reach the gate.

Chapter 3: The JB Run

Levels 22 to 28. Over the Causeway to a workshop in Johor, where prices switch to ringgit, then the finale in Forest City. Take the full tour of Chapter 3.

  1. 22
    Three-Quarter Tank TangoTop up to exactly three-quarters or face a fine of up to $500 at the border. Cars lunge out of the pump queue.
  2. 23
    Causeway Autogate Apocalypse"Data integration disruption (everything down lah)"Every autogate is down. One working booth, bikes on both shoulders, pedestrians overtaking you on foot.
  3. 24
    EDL Pothole Paradise"Selamat datang. Mind the crater."The Eastern Dispersal Link is a minefield of craters that chew your rims for RM in damage.
  4. 25
    Mount Austin Massage Rush"Every SG plate in Malaysia, same five shoplots"Cars triple-parked outside every massage den, dreamy aunties crossing four lanes, and a Road Bully who hunts your bumper.
  5. 26
    Kampung Flood Detour"Waze said faster. Waze lied."A flooded kampung shortcut, durian lorries and cows standing in the road.
  6. 27
    Mat Rempit Midnight GP"Two hundred kapcais, zero headlights, infinite confidence"The chapter's speed peak, with Abang Rocket buzzing your mirrors all the way.
  7. 28
    BOSS: Forest City Ghost RunThe Klon, a cloned twin of your car with a darker soul. The final showdown.

After level 28

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  • Plays offline. The whole game and every voice line install with it.
  • Its own icon on your home screen, and no browser bar.
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